I was wondering who would break the silence... Well, just to keep y'alls in the loop, a road trip to Pittsburg, Kansas is on the works. Actually, it is tentatively planned for Sunday. I'll be coming down for the usual shananigans, and as an added treat, be able to see The Joe Fund crew rock out once again. For further info, get a hold of me or Carissa.

Also, if anyone has spotted Eli lately, please let me in on his current where-abouts, and I would appreciate current pictures of him as well. I think I've forgot what he looks like.

I know I was totally MIA this weekend, and I apologize with all sincerety escpcially to those that have come from out of Ta town. I will be making it up to each and everyone of you, just send me a list of what it will take.

To be completely honest I think I wore myself down working that much. Of course, I probably didn't have to work that hard, but if you know me, you know I don't do anything half-assed. Anyway, just a little line to say "Don't count me out just yet." I still have a slight fever, and a real sore throat, but I'm pulling through and pretty soon I expect to be back in the frontline once again. Look for me then!

Hey! I have a copy of the Bricktown 54 dance mix, so guys, come over and practice dancing with me! We can make a shindig out of it. Woohoo!

Uh-oh, Jason Mraz has competition. Billy Currington. He looks kinda like Joe, but he is a really good musician, and his new release "Walk A Little Straighter" is sooooo good. Also, if you watch the vid, he looks so sad. Makes you wanna run into the TV and bear hug him. Oh yeah, he is country so if you google him try not to go to his official site unless you don't mind the country tunes immediately playing after the page loads.

Going from your basic "I'm-just-here-to-drink-I-don't-know-how-to-dance" wallflower, to getting recorded saying "Look what I learned!" to dancing when I get drunk enough. Now here I am, getting choreographed to dance sober publicly. Ohmigawd! But really I'm so psyched. I've always said that I don't like to overexert myself, but after dancing for 3 hours straight I'm still so psyched and ready to go. Wow! Maybe I've saved so much energy from not moving for so many years, I now have plenty to spare.

Any thoughts?

Name my cock!

After, being informally dubbed "Luvs-Da-Cock" in Pitt, I decided to stay true to my nature and went in search for a rooster to adopt. Of course, we all know how good I am with taking care of anything, so to avoid having to bury a pet two weeks from now I got a toy version. My rooster will perch permanently on the dashboard of my car from here on, but he does need a name. Help me, please.