When I said delivery, I meant "delivery." Which explains the 30 minutes of MORE comment. But if Steve can promise 8 hours, I'd say CONGRATS, you are a better man than most I've met.

Booty calls, you guys actually wait for those.

Dr Jenni says, don't wait by the phone for it to ring. Dial the numbers yourself, and get ready to hop in your car. Delivery in 30 minutes, or MORE! :D

Carissa, Steve and I are all bonding without you. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Behold the power of BONDING. SO, I had a great weekend, and it's was topped off by a very incredible Monday. Woohoo! Still unemployed, officially broke, but nonetheless very much so elated. Is it possible?

Eli's always in the doghouse, what the hell! Man, Eli, I am so not me anymore. I need some type of anchor to keep me from just running, (like Forrest,) and running to anywhere but here. I need some kind of anchor, but right now, I doubt God's created anything that can keep me still, or stable.

Do it like you do it, Steve! Kick their ass!

Okay, so, Jen's got the grand master scheme! I mean, I should. Someone want to inspire me or contribute any ideas for any great shananigans? (Yeah, Eli, I said it - SHANANIGANS)

First of all to answer your question - yes. Toblerone = triangle tubes. Good chocolate, my fave actually. Send some quick.

I am so drunk, I can hardly type right. I already broke keys off my laptop from drunk mass-emailing, (a more techie version of drunk dialing,) and I'm afraid of breaking th e PC coz it's not mine, it's y Dad's he'll kill me.

This chick from Carissa's work stole an 8 ball from the Brickyard pool table for me. I love her already. Except i lost the 8bal in my car on the way home, and am too drunk to look for it.

i ignored numeroius calls tonight, so I have to go retunr them while I'm trashed and it's still funyn.

Steve, Carissa says you're visting. Can't wait to fin ally meet you. Make sure to get a hold of me, we'll rawk out!

A cocktail sounds nice. A martini sounds great. A really good erotica book, some candles, and a real good breeze coming from an open window. Wow! I just have a list of all the good things. A hammock is also cool. Oh, and before I forget, Toblerone!

I was getting action, I just got some action, and you know what? I'm not letting my current dillemna get in the way of my ACTION. I will get some, one way or another. Give me three nights.

Dorks! The lot of you! Hahahahhahhahahahahaha!