I would actually like to do "it" atleast once everywhere. The graveyard would be freaky kinky enough, but it'd have to be quick 'coz I'd be holding my breath the whole time.

Anyway, nice to see you guys keeping the blog alive. Just got back from Pitt which was lovely. I danced my ass off, probably why my thighs are killing me, or...hmmm. Anyway, I've got some pics hopefully being sent to me soon. Some guys posed me on a motorcycle, and they're supposed to be good. Yeah, I haven't seen them, I was a bit shit faced last night to even care. But as soon as I get 'em I'll send those interested copies. I dunno if you'd be in to them, Steve, I wasn't wearing anything hello kitty-ish. : )

Nah...I'm not really all the excited to meet her anymore. I already heard most of the reviews from those who did see her. It'll be like going to watch a movie after your friend tells you how it ends.

Anyway boys and girls, we have a fun filled couple of months ahead of us, or atleast I do. This weekend, my coworkers will be throwing a "Goodbye Jen" bash, there are no details yet, but I'll be sure to post it here. Saturday night, Jeremiah from Joe Fund will be jamming with another band at PB's in Pittsburg, so you'll know where I'll be at then. And hopefully, someone special will meet me at Pitt on his way back to KC. Oh wait! Hmmm...

Pssst...Carissa...how do I work this out? Call me. Tell me "re: the plan."

Well, that plan is still in the works, but July has a couple of solid great events. For one, Independence Day, which wherever you are is always a blast, and two, most importantly, Logan's 3rd birthday. Yay!

So, let's everyone keep busy, enough to distract yourself from meaningless, petty, bullshix, and enjoy the rest of the summer.

I screwed myself in the a**. Hahahhahahahaha! Moving on indeed. Ah Shix!

By the way, to the asswipes that were supposed to hang out with me last night. I'm mad at you and you know what you did! Atleast Marty was out and about.

Yeah, you missed out, a lot of good times and noodle salad.

Steve, I know you've not met me, but I AM NEVER VAGUE. That conversation you used as an example has never occured, but I can see how you would get that conclusion. I dunno, really, I'd like to get off this subject and move on to an issue that actually matters. This he said-she said bullshix is getting to me like no other. I think I've lost 10 lbs this week just stressing on it.

Here's a thought: Let's all just move on now.

"I got the magic stick! I know if I can hit once I can hit twice." -- Lil Kim

"I'm a playa I'm a playa...I'm a playa. I'm a playa I'm a playa...I'm a playa. I'm a playa!" -- Tech Nine

So, guess who has the masterplan. What!?! What!?! Fuck guys being vague, fuck manly men, fuck fences, and playing games. Here's me! Yeah? Watch me blow your mind, 'coz I got a handle on this like no other.

Eli, you and I can make millions! Make copies, I know people who will pay!

wow! she actually got it.... I dunno, should we throw a party or atleast buy a cake? maybe tomorrow she'll part the red sea!

Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm in! Alright bitches! Quit flooding my shit!

Hey, hoe, I made you admin, you should atleast blog or something. Hot damn, woman, do you need me to hold yer hand through the entire process. I'm gonna break in yer house and leave a manual at yer desk. Oh, and still the Spurlock picture you put on yer altar. Hahahahahahh!

Why can't I make this damn message board to work right?! I'm so sick and tired of all this sh*t. Ugh! Okay, I know someone who's not going to be a nun until they get a handle on their temper. Ugh! Alright, anyone want to fight!?!

Trolling is welcome...go ahead make our day!